Consolation of Modernity

It's a vertical slice of interactive social commentary.

-An entire lifetime compressed into a less-than-an-hour experience!

-Features text-based crack addiction! Order an entire kilo on a pallet, and watch as your life rapidly spirals out of control!

-Self medicate your crippling depression by watching television and neglecting the well being of your offspring!

-Work at a fast food restaurant and get yelled at by angry customers!

-Take a fancy vacation to an exotic locale!

-Spend all your food money on a 60-inch flatscreen!

-Be fiscally irresponsible!

Become Genghis Khan, probably!*

-Eat nothing but greasy piles of sludge and die of congestive heart failure!

This game has EVERYTHING. But it's more than just a game; it's an INTERACTIVE EXPERIENCE. A true MASTERPIECE devised and executed by a MAD AUTEUR on par with Hideo Kojima, Stanley Kubrick, or maybe, like, Chris-chan, I guess.

Honestly, this game's a lot more grounded than I probably made it seem in the description, but it's a novel experience of what it's like to live in poverty. Please enjoy.

*Note: This game does not literally allow you to become Genghis Khan.